Just finished my final performance of Sweeney Todd in the pit. With alternate orchestration. It was a hell of a time. Then I finished a whole bottle of wine. So. Now I’m here and waiting for my boyfriend. And drunk. Because my roommate is an asshole and makes me take shots of fire asshole vodka. Cheers.
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.